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mylifeiscorgisandnetflix:

WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING

mylifeiscorgisandnetflix:

WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

musik-box:

This is 100% what everyone does in their room when they are alone, and this girl filmed it. Bravo.

this is my favorite video in all of human history

Posted September 1st | 452424 notes | Reblog | Like

smellingbabies:

cockenblog:

This is your annual reminder that Zach Effron has a YOLO tattoo.

How did you spell his first and last name wrong

smellingbabies:

cockenblog:

This is your annual reminder that Zach Effron has a YOLO tattoo.

How did you spell his first and last name wrong

Posted September 1st | 145515 notes | Reblog | Like

beben-eleben:

31 Life-Changing Gifts For Ice Cream Lovers

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i-am-the-peppermint-apocalypse:

cristinuhh:

ally-verde:
Marilyn Monroe was considered the sexiest woman of her time. she doesnt have the gap, you cant see her ribs, her hair doesnt come down to her ass.
she’s pretty much the opposite of what everyone risks their lives and tries so hard to be.
society you fucked up.

Yeah, but y’know back then there were articles about helping women gain wait to look like her.
There were adverts in the paper saying how nobody wants a skinny girl.
Society hasn’t gone backwards, it’s simply changed around and changed what the definition of beauty is, with the same damaging results.

i-am-the-peppermint-apocalypse:

cristinuhh:

ally-verde:

Marilyn Monroe was considered the sexiest woman of her time.
she doesnt have the gap,
you cant see her ribs,
her hair doesnt come down to her ass.

she’s pretty much the opposite of what everyone risks their lives and tries so hard to be.

society you fucked up.

Yeah, but y’know back then there were articles about helping women gain wait to look like her.

There were adverts in the paper saying how nobody wants a skinny girl.

Society hasn’t gone backwards, it’s simply changed around and changed what the definition of beauty is, with the same damaging results.

Posted September 1st | 270118 notes | Reblog | Like

nevermorethoughts:

How I view my Tumblr audience: image

How it actually is: image

Posted September 1st | 223857 notes | Reblog | Like

kingsleyyy:

when you’re trying to tell a story but your friends aren’t listening image

Posted September 1st | 9206 notes | Reblog | Like

oh-teen-posts:

Want more personal/relatable?

oh-teen-posts:

Want more personal/relatable?

Posted September 1st | 6187 notes | Reblog | Like

cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE





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convert your office into a horrible disaster

cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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convert your office into a horrible disaster

Posted September 1st | 271956 notes | Reblog | Like

ernoticon:

I sent this to Barack Obama

ernoticon:

I sent this to Barack Obama

Posted September 1st | 59717 notes | Reblog | Like

cookienun:

wait

cookienun:

wait

Posted September 1st | 73296 notes | Reblog | Like

anagnori:

"Oh please, you’re only identifying as [thing] because you heard about it on Tumblr."

Well gee, maybe if there were proper resources out there, public visibility and community support for people like us, we wouldn’t have to wait until we randomly stumbled across a post on Tumblr to understand what we are.

Posted September 1st | 5127 notes | Reblog | Like

liquorsexandtattoos:

2 years later still the dumbest shit i ever seen

liquorsexandtattoos:

2 years later still the dumbest shit i ever seen

Posted August 31st | 516672 notes | Reblog | Like